From Greg and Chelsea:

Hiii!!

We want to give a HUGE thanks to everyone that comes through the doors at Weightless. We try to make the best possible experience for all of our guests; from the services we offer to the environmentally friendly products and practices we provide, to the team we have that makes all of it happen.  We are eternally grateful.  Peace, friends!

Buoyantly,

Chelsea Powers and Greg Ellis

Ganado!

AKA SpaNado aka Jebbidiah Long Hairs AKA NayNay AKA Juice AKA Jeb Dean…. I am the real CEO, the original maitre'd, and resident floor mat at Weightless.

I will greet you at your car, walk you safely to the door and promptly await my tip— which is you petting my head and telling me how handsome and good I am. 

I want you to be suuuper chill, just like me.